It feels like roughly one year, a few months, and a handful of days have passed since Kim Kardashian experienced that terrifying robbery in Paris. While that event didn't exactly reshape the world for the rest of us, it undeniably left her profoundly changed... like, for real this time. All it took was a brush with mortality to help her see how meaningless material goods truly are. Since that incident, we've genuinely witnessed a shift in her perspective.
Given that the incident occurred ages ago and everyone already used up whatever sympathy they had left during the holiday season, Kim is now stepping back into the spotlight to refresh everyone's memory. Please, direct your pity toward her!
Even though the property is constantly guarded by armed security, Celebuzz! reports that Kim and Kanye's sprawling new mansion enforces a firm “NO JEWELRY PERMITTED” regulation. Hear that, all you burglars keeping tabs on Celebuzz!? There's absolutely nothing worth taking here, OKAY! Just a bunch of other highly valuable items ripe for the taking... like artwork, a wardrobe filled with handbags worth more than a Manhattan brownstone, or perhaps their kids...
Breaking into the Kardashian-West estate would demand the level of sophisticated planning that only Debbie Ocean could pull off. Honestly, this might be an elaborate, long-term marketing scheme setting the stage for the Ocean’s 9 sequel, where they bring back the petite Asian contortionist and rob Kanye’s place. (If anyone from Warner Brothers is reading this, I'm totally open to accepting compensation for that concept in the form of Chili’s or TGI Friday’s gift cards.)
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