Recall the Puking Cat Gravy Boat? Well, prepare for something potentially even more repulsive. If you're hunting for the most off-putting method to separate egg yolks from whites, search no further. The Bogeyman is a ceramic mug-like gadget that lets you strain egg whites through its nostrils with ease.
Not only is it thoroughly disgusting, but there's an oddly gratifying sensation in watching the slimy egg whites ooze through his nasal passages. It almost gives you that same refreshing feeling you get after clearing your own nose when it's stuffy.
To operate this snot-themed egg white separator, simply crack your eggs and drop them into the top of the device. Then, tilt him over and pour the egg whites out through the two nostril openings, much like you'd drizzle gravy over a mound of mashed potatoes.
The booger egg white separator is eerily designed to resemble an old man with an oversized nose, making it even more bizarre. To top it off, the old man's nose is red, giving the impression he has a cold—making his snot look even more like real mucus.
Inside the bogeyman egg white separator, small holes in the man's nose are sized just right to let egg whites pass through while keeping the yolks trapped.
You can purchase this monstrosity on Amazon, though we strongly advise against it.
first appeared at eatliver.com
