January 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 comments
Brad Pitt may have cracked the code for famous men long before sexual harassment accusations became a Hollywood trend. Rather than pursuing fellow stars, he opted to aim lower and mingle with everyday people. The actor turned into a coffee shop Casanova, introducing himself as William—a fan of lattes and mutual intimacy. It's easy to imagine that after swapping fluids with the elite, from Angelina Jolie to Gwyneth Paltrow, the novelty wears off. Ordinary folks have become Pitt's new obsession.
Angelina Jolie remains stunning, but her constant urge to adopt every slightly used child on vacation drove Pitt to seek love from an average woman. Still, coffee shops are hardly ideal for picking up women. These spots attract college students who genuinely believe that fair-trade coffee can rescue an underprivileged Peruvian child from poverty. Escaping one trap only to fall into another. Hopefully, Brad comes to his senses and accepts that dating wealthy, attractive women is the burden he must bear on this planet.
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