We never anticipated ringing in 2018 with a puzzling injury involving Carrie Underwood. As you may recall, reports indicated that Underwood took a spill down some stairs, resulting in a broken wrist. Two months later, she disclosed that her face required nearly 50 stitches. How does someone sustain such severe injuries from a fall in their own home? The explanation might involve intoxication and frustration. A blind item from Crazy Days & Nights, dated November 13, 2017, hints at this.
Who would have guessed this enigma would read like a country song? By the way, the photo above was captured three weeks after her reported facial surgery. Unless she's a replicant from the Tyrell Corporation, she appears perfectly fine to me.
What truly transpired? Will the full story ever come to light? Why am I so invested? I'll stop pondering now.
