Owing to a kind-hearted individual at the Golden Globes ceremony, we now possess a (purely speculative, very provisional) reply to the query on every mind this evening: Will Oprah enter the presidential race?
Based on a snippet shared by Amy Kaufman, a journalist for the Los Angeles Times, the verdict has arrived and it's... far from a rejection!
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Now is our chance. We must grasp it. Let's claim the destiny we are entitled to.
Stedman! The epitome of a first gentleman — though I've never witnessed one since no woman has been elected, I'm speculating. Oprah! A figure who rescued the automobile industry in a single legendary afternoon!
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What I'm suggesting is to call off the Democratic National Convention. If we secure Oprah, it becomes unnecessary. Erect a few hundred giant screens and broadcast her Golden Globes address across the country's cities.
National pride! I sense it.
E pluribus Oprah. From the many, Oprah.
