POUGHKEEPSIE, NY –
A local elderly couple has sparked irritation and endless corrections from their grandchildren this week after persistently botching the 2017 internet meme: “cash me ousside, howbow dah.”
The line originated from 13-year-old Danielle Bregoli during a segment on The Dr. Phil Show, where she dared the audience to fight her, saying “Catch me outside, how about that?” It quickly went viral, racking up millions of views on YouTube.
But grandparents Maurice and Delores Dinnepago have repeatedly deployed the phrase in the wrong settings and mangled its pronunciation, according to their grandkids.
Senior Duo Keeps Botching Viral Phrase “Cash Me Ousside”
That’s Not Right!
The mix‑ups reportedly started at a Thanksgiving penny‑ante poker game. When Mr. Dinnepago decided to step outside for a walk, he pushed his leftover chips toward his wife, who was handling the money, and asked her to please “cash me out – going ousside.”
Groans erupted from the grandkids, and nine‑year‑old Darren immediately corrected his grandfather. “No, that’s wrong, Grandpa! It’s cash me ousside, howbow dah!”
Repeated Misuse
The children aren’t sure where their grandfather picked up the phrase, but they suspect he heard it from the youngest family member, Marley. “She was running around saying it non‑stop for about a week,” said 11‑year‑old Charlotte. “If we’d known Grandpa would start using it, we’d have stopped her. He just doesn’t grasp what it means.”
Other incorrect uses by Mr. Dinnepago have included:
- “Catch me downside” – one evening as he headed downstairs for dinner
- “Cash meal outside” – referring to a fast‑food drive‑through window
- “Ash me about that” – while helping Darren with his homework
Mrs. Dinnepago has also gotten in on the act:
- “Catch meow outside” – asking Charlotte to go retrieve the cat from the backyard
Each fresh misuse has prompted urgent pleas from the kids to stop, since their grandparents clearly don’t understand what the expression means.
Will Keep Using “Cash Me Ousside”
As of press time, Mr. and Mrs. Dinnepago had zero intention of dropping the phrase. In fact, they were reportedly thrilled to have found something that annoys those little brats, and planned to keep using it every single day for the rest of their lives.
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