A handful of prominent VCs — venture cat-ipalists, in Tabs's lingo — dropped by the office this morning, since Tabs is masterminding an international expansion of the business. Determined to dazzle them, Tabs slipped into his signature collars and nailed a few of his most commanding power stances.
You know the routine. First impressions carry weight. ?
The pitch seemed to land, in my opinion. Naturally, Tabs worked his magic on them. Their whiskered expressions were something to behold when he recounted his Kitten Bowl halftime performance alongside Justin Timberlake (recall that infamous cat wardrobe incident?).
The financiers appeared sold, so here's hoping an offer materializes. Tabs's terms: a twelve-month gravy supply and a Chanel throw in return for a 10% equity slice.
Tabs never skimps when rolling out the red carpet for potential backers. His instincts for these events are sharp. Every pitch session is elevated and fully catered — think crab cakes, turkey dumplings, catnip cupcakes, and cocktails.
Because staging a spectacle? That's Tabs through and through. ?
Your ever-loyal neighborhood beauty enthusiast,
Karen
